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Tim McCarver Must DieSince the baseball playoffs are rolling, it'd be a shame not to share this gem with those of you who suffer through the inane blathering of Fox's chief baboon, Tim McCarver. I present to you, Tim McCarver Must Die. If you're not interested in the song, I suggest playing the Tim McCarver Drinking Game during Fox broadcasts: Get a bottle of your favorite booze and a shot glass and... 1: Drink every time Tim uses a multi-syllabic word incorrectly. 2: Drink every time Tim states the obvious like it is a profound insight. 3: Drink every time Tim calls the play wrong. 4: Drink every time Tim gets a player's name wrong. 5: Drink every time one of Tim's inane comments is met with stoney silence by the other broadcasters in the booth. If you're not bloody rat-arsed by the end of the 1st inning, you're watching the wrong game. -------- Original Comments  Posted at October 16, 2005 7:49 PM Permalink • Filed under: Audio & Video , Braintrusts , MLB |