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Bode Miller Had the Wrong Sponsors
I've come to realize that Bode Miller isn't a bad guy. He's not a bust or a fraud or a bad American. He's just a poor bloke that got stuck with the wrong sponsors! I mean look at this guy - he's not right for Nike and Visa.. He needs no swoosh and he's not priceless. Bode Miller is a two-fisted drinker that flips off the media and parties with... well, maybe the hot girl is on the other side of that blonde... but he parties like his blood is made of Absolut, so where's THAT sponsorship? Why isn't there an ad with Bode standing proudly, knee raised high, on the top of some mountain telling America to get a little Cap'n in em? I woulda been down with that.. far more than I ever was with that bullshit ad campaign where Nike tried to convince the masses that he was Bodhisattva on skis. And what about a Sidekick campaign with Snoop Dogg? Or a Burger King commercial with the King? Or, and I know I'm pushin it, maybe even a new spot for Chester Cheetah? The Sidekick aside, I vouch for all three of these things as kickass products who can offer great marketing possibilities for a guy that just wants to represent his true person! I hope he jumps on these ideas when he sobers up. If so, his performance in Turin, on the slopes, not at the Sestriere, will not have been in vain. Rah, Bode!  Posted at February 27, 2006 10:15 PM Permalink • Filed under: Olympics |
I won't get into most of my opinions on Bode Miller except to say that a week ago, I was full of disdain for him. I didn't so much care that he shot his mouth off - if he had backed it up, I wouldn't have said a word. But he bumped his gums and followed that up by doing little other than drinking like a champion after the sunset. Bad form. But now that the Olympics are over and I'm back on schedule with my Law & Order addiction, the irritation has subsided and I've had a chance to think back on Bode's performance.
Comments (14): Bode Miller Had the Wrong Sponsors
Nixon
February 27, 2006 10:41 PM
Have some problems writin with your mouse? :) that was pretty funny but your plan might be better off for the snowboarders when they're gearin up for the X games, haha
Andy Taylor
February 28, 2006 1:19 AM
If this jerk wants to screw up and dnf in all his races during the year when he's just representing himself, fine, whatever. But when he's showing up for our country, it's not just about his personal glory, and his bullshit life "philosophies." He's representing his country and he has an obligation to either be prepared or stay home.
Andy Taylor
February 28, 2006 1:29 AM
By the way, that chick just might be a man but i bet she was lookin mighty fine around beer 15 :)
Patton Maxwell
February 28, 2006 8:38 AM
I'm pretty sure that chick used to be a Playboy Playmate, so she had it goin on at some point. Maybe they just caught her at a bad angle after a long night. Bode's lookin pretty jacked up too.
Kyle Minnich
February 28, 2006 11:07 AM
Looks like an old broad but there's nothin wrong with that woman. I'd do her.
But on the other point, maybe there really is a market for Bode and this type of stuff now. What's the harm?
Brendan
February 28, 2006 12:21 PM
Bode Miller is a fucking disgrace. You don't go to the Olympics for your own glory - that's what the World Cups are for!! What pisses me off about this guy is he showed up completely out of shape and didn't give one shit about it. If you try to ask him, he responds with "yeah and what? I rocked!"
This guy is a Class A loser. He may not put much stock in winning races but people are only interested in you when you're winning. And when they're not intersted, they don't invite you to parties with Playmates and celebrities and they don't let you "rock on the Olympic level." But I'm sure he's taking advantage while people still give a shit that he exists.
mickey winans
February 28, 2006 2:13 PM
she looks okay but imagine the hag that's sittin underneath all 8 inches of that makeup. jesus.
Kevin Graham
February 28, 2006 4:40 PM
pretty sure she was married to Hugh Hefner too
Aaron H.
February 28, 2006 7:07 PM
This dude will flame out and die young in some drunk driving incident or something. As for that chick, how old do you think she is vs. how old she proclaims she is?
INAMAR
February 28, 2006 10:30 PM
This older gent would be glad to take her off your hands guys :) perspective indeed!
patrick houlihan
March 1, 2006 9:05 AM
perspective? haha that chick's pussy might have teeth!
INAMAR
March 1, 2006 2:54 PM
Spunky my friend, here's a few more Chuck Norris "isms" for ya:
> Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his Dad did.
>Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
>Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard, his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time and killed Amelia Earhart flying over the Pacific Ocean.
>When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he doesn't let them use a syringe and instead asks for a hand gun and bucket.
Flash
March 1, 2006 4:18 PM
Inamar: if you reload the page enough times, you'll see I already have the Earhart one. I think I might have the virginity one as well but I can't remember... I stole far too many of those :)
INAMAR
March 1, 2006 5:42 PM
LOL - Good for you Spunky :)