There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches

The most notable thing about this article is Mr. Butler's age. Star Wars devotees like Matt Geiger will be quick to note that our suave smuggler crackhead was born between 1980 and 1981, which means that he was named after Calrissian betrayed Han Solo in Empire Strikes Back and before he redeemed himself by blowing up the Death Star in Return of the Jedi ... Now, it's one thing to name your boy Billy Dee but it's quite another to tag him with then name of one of the most despised characters of a cinematic era and likely do so under the influence of Colt 45. That's an evil woman! I met a guy once, a black guy, whose last name was Legree... and his first name? Simon. A black guy named Simon Legree. For the uneducated among us, Simon Legree is the ruthlessly evil slave master in Uncle Tom's Cabin. He's a vicious, barbaric, and loathsome man, who fosters violence and hatred among his slaves. Simon Legree embodies all the evils of slavery and yet some mother decided his name was fitting enough to bestow upon her son. Pure madness.

In any case, I don't know why Landocalrissian had so much crack on his person, but I'm guessing that this was simply a fundraising effort to buy back the Millenium Falcon from Han Solo. Good luck Mr. Butler - I hope you get it back!