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Group Love: Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba, & Jessica Simpson Immediately after Ronaldinho's magical display on Tuesday night, I found myself so aroused that a late evening/early morning romp became an absolute necessity.. eventually, I went to sleep more than satisfied. But due to various circumstances, I hadn't the opportunity to get laid tonight and foolishly tried to compensate by re-watching the 2nd half of the Barca-Chelsea match... much to my dismay, breathtaking displays of football mastery is not an adequate replacement for the services that men provide, so instead of going to sleep with a post-oh face smile, I'm writing a 3 am update to all of you strokers.
In any case, if you'd all be so kind, check out my Friday update at SportsbyBrooks where you'll find my random musings on:
 Posted at March 10, 2006 3:03 AM Permalink • Filed under: SportsbyBrooks |
Comments (9): Group Love: Eva Longoria, Eva Mendes, Jessica Alba, & Jessica Simpson
Silver
March 10, 2006 8:58 AM
I'm sorry. I haven't read the rest of the update. I'm still laughing over the first one where YOU get hard.
Pat Ragains
March 10, 2006 10:17 AM
Somebody's been lyin to that softball chick. Maybe a few more pounds of eyeliner and foundation and she'll start lookin cute.
DGivens
March 10, 2006 1:43 PM
Cmon girl, i know you coulda found SOMEBODY to treat you right for 20 minutes so you could go to sleep happy. Admit that you just wanted an excuse to watch that match again :)
brady
March 10, 2006 4:10 PM
that CSF softball girl looked like a fuckin dude!
Koester
March 10, 2006 5:24 PM
Hey now Brady, don't hate her cuz she's beautiful or because that music on her myspace induces suicide! haha what a stupid bitch.
Katy
March 10, 2006 9:38 PM
CSF girl could use just a LITTLE more eyeliner. But what the fuck was with the tennis dad? His daughter defended him! Did you see that?!
Julius
March 10, 2006 11:36 PM
I love you like my sister but you were wrong wrong wrong for that scam comment! Apology demanded woman!
Brendan
March 11, 2006 2:53 AM
definitely Silver. When i read that, i just about pissed myself. I didn't see that comin :)
Unholy Moses
March 14, 2006 11:16 AM
Hoth for the Winter Olympics?
I guess Bode Miller could use one more planet on which he can suck ...