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Crying with Cristina Ronaldo and Brooke HoganEven though Cristina Ronaldo was absolutely dazzling when he actually had the ball, this flopping cunt embodies everything that is wrong with football and needs to be thrown down a well. As a a result of his diving antics (not to mention his part in the sending off of Wayne Rooney), Ronaldo finished second to Lukas Podolski of Germany for the FIFA World Cup Young Player Award. The FIFA technical committee nominated 6 young players for the award - Ronaldo, Podolski, Luis Valencia, Cesc Fabregas, Lionel Messi, and Tranquilo Barnetta. From there, fans were allowed to vote for their favorites and the FIFA would choose the best player out of the top 3 results. That player would not only need to possess the best technical skill and performance but he would also embody the positive aspects of the game like good sportsmanship. Naturally, the Portuguese winger was leading the Fifa website vote by a huge margin but an email to England fans encouraged them to vote for Luis Valencia instead. Why? Because we're a shitty, spiteful lot :) This move lead to a an incredible 24-hour turnaround and Ronaldo lost his lead but still finished in the top 3 of young players. When FIFA made the decision, they gave the coveted prize to Podolski, a player who, though not nearly as magical on the pitch as Ronaldo, wasn't a fucking cunt either. In other news, Brooke Hogan, daughter of Hulk Hogan is fashioning some sort of pop sensation music career. You can pre-order her sure to be hit cd "This Voice" on amazon.com... expected release date? 2010. Brooke Hogan - marketing genius. Ya know, I was thinking -- maybe Brooke can lend her marketing expertise to Christiano Ronaldo. Now that the World Cup is about over, I imagine he's looking to market himself to erotic shops whose customers are looking to come with him in their spare time. I imagine he'd make a killing on Cristina pocket pussies. [HT: Cozmo, Matt Geiger]  Posted at July 7, 2006 3:03 PM Permalink • Filed under: Audio & Video , Football (Soccer) |
Comments (4): Crying with Cristina Ronaldo and Brooke Hogan
Gavin Norris
July 7, 2006 10:36 PM
And that nasty cunt and his countrymen tried to cry foul? You're right, to the well with them!
Shiloh
July 8, 2006 1:56 PM
Scolari should stay with the Portuguese. With is complaints and excuses, the fucks deserve each other.
Toxic
July 10, 2006 11:22 AM
There's reports that Portugal are going to replace Big Phil with....wait for it...Svennis
Gavin Norris
July 10, 2006 3:05 PM
That makes a lot of sense if the Portuguese are looking to axe diving. You trade in the man that encourages it with the bloke who can't even inspire those in his charge to do it.