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Notre Dame Fan Gets Full Body Wax for Tickets

I had a great post on The Arsenal finally coming through on the pitch this year but I broke my nose before I could post it and spent most of yesterday afternoon at the hospital. For the superficial readers, no, my face has not been rearranged and my nose looks fine. The concussion aside, the only downside to this incident are the racoon eyes that I'll be rocking for the next 2 weeks... I look like a domestic abuse poster.

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If you thought injury humbled Kellen Winslow, think again. The tight end, who most recently tore his ACL by going Excite Bike in a parking lot, got into a war of words with Chad Johnson.

Winslow: "My boy, [Leigh] Bodden, is going to shut him down as he did last year. He's the best corner in the league. It's a big challenge for him, but it's also a big challenge for Chad [Johnson], so tell him that."
Johnson: "It's humanly impossible to stop [No.] 85. You are kind of insulting me. I cannot be stopped. Period."

Only one thing would be better than seeing Winslow blown up in the open field again by Randy Starks and that is Chad Johnson scoring and, in the ultimate smackdown, doing a motorcycle dance near the Browns sideline.

Anyway, checkout my update today at SportsbyBrooks where you can see a lot of tits and my take on other nuggets like:

• Phil Mickelson fires caddy and hires a remote control golf bag
• Llloyd Carr: You're on Notice!
• Notre Dame fan gets full body wax for tickets
  
• Chubby Cox and the Top 10 Dirtiest Names in Sports
• Some "pay for play" football programs aren't hold up their end of the deal
  
• Thai Olympic boxing champion sent to Cuba to curb partying ways
• An Ohio State male cheerleader (a backup, mind you) runs down 3 people while drunk driving
• The "Raider Shoulder"
  
• and many more...

PS. If you came here looking for the article about the Notre Dame fan getting a full body wax for tickets, click here for a video of the incident.

Posted at September 15, 2006 8:57 AM

Comments (12): Notre Dame Fan Gets Full Body Wax for Tickets

Mark Harold	September 15, 2006 9:47 AM
	'going excite bike'?? Nice. It's time for Excite Bike to make a comeback, this time on x-box.

WBRS Sports Blog	September 15, 2006 11:48 AM
	What a hit!

Katy	September 15, 2006 1:08 PM
	Hope you feel better babe!

Andrew	September 15, 2006 1:59 PM
	that ND fan looked like he had a chest like the 40 year old virgin. the game on Saturday had better be the best game in the history of football to justify that kinda pain.

hedge	September 15, 2006 3:39 PM
	ouch about the nose.. get well !! for some reason, i was thinking that the ND fan was a girl. boy was i dissapointed !

Kevin	September 16, 2006 12:33 PM
	Get well Flashers!

Adam Castro	September 16, 2006 6:26 PM
	Ya know Flash, I gotta think getting busted in the head doing your job feels a lot worse when they turn around and get their asses handed to them! I hope you feel better!

Joey Baker	September 16, 2006 6:49 PM
	i don't give a shit about Notre Dame but I kinda feel for this idiot that got the full body wax.

Shawne	September 16, 2006 11:12 PM
	I know it's hurtin baby girl.. hope you heal quick.

Toxic	September 17, 2006 8:29 AM
	Gell well soon babe. The dirty names list is a bit tame, where's the Stefan Kuntz, Raphael Scheidt, Argelico Fucks, Lopez Ufarte, Danny Shittu, Uwe Fuchs, Chiqui Arce, Berndt Haas - who should all play for Deportivo Wanka

Erik	September 17, 2006 9:17 PM
	Sorry to hear about the roughed up nose, hope it heals quickly.

The Pen	September 17, 2006 11:43 PM
	Definitely hated to hear about the nose. Hang in there!

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