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Teddy Ruxpin and HR Puff'n'Stuff Replace MSU Defensive Coordinator

Notre Dame bloggers at The House Rock Built unearthed what is described as a "the most heinous, depraved descent into that mirky blackness captured by our modern recording equipment."

For nearly 15 minutes, Mike Valenti of AM 1270's The Sports Inferno, makes the long, painful descent into madness, as he reacts to Michigan State's colossal implosion to Notre Dame.

The host goes so far as to suggest that he'd rather have HR Puff'n'stuff with Teddy Ruxpin as an assistant than to have Chris Smeland as a defensive coordinator.

Hopefully Chris Farley Valenti will make a quick recovery... in his van down by the river. 

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When I was listening to that clip for the first time, I went back and forth between hysterics and absolute shock. If Michigan State pulls another Michigan State, I don't know if Valenti will survive the experience. In any case, I'm about 15 hours late in sharing that this nugget along with a few of the following can be found in my update on SportsbyBrooks today:

• Longtime NHL goon, Tie Domi, managed to shack up with a post-Crucial Taunt Tia Carrere even though he looks like he tends bar at the Bada Bing
• A Houston Texans cheerleader claims to be a "rocket scientist"... so that's what they're calling it these days. 
• Bonzi Wells' death wish
• Not even Dr. Seuss could compete with Ron Artest when it comes to droppin' rhymes
• The real reason TO "accidentally overdosed"
• Don't expect to join the Mile High Club if you're flying on American Airlines
• and many more...
  

After a rocky week, things are settling back down for me, so I should be around far more often from now on. I hope the weekend treats all of you well.

Cheers!

Posted at September 29, 2006 5:14 PM

Comments (4): Teddy Ruxpin and HR Puff'n'Stuff Replace MSU Defensive Coordinator

A.J.	September 29, 2006 7:49 PM
	That's a meltdown for the ages. Wow. "SHUTUP! I'M NOT FINISHED!"

Aaron	September 29, 2006 9:45 PM
	I saw an article on CNNSI where TO complains about his fiancee not contacting them after all of this went down. The way his comments read, I almost wonder if this wasn't a stunt to get HER attention - not the rest of us.

Anderson del Real	September 29, 2006 11:52 PM
	The review of Artest's album on Slam is hilarious. Did you catch the part that mentions Artest's skit where he leads a press conference at the UN? I have to buy this album. This has to be great comedy.

globke	October 1, 2006 7:27 PM
	probably need to give kudos to the woman for hangin in as long as she did. can you imagine how nuts that dude is on a day to day basis?

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