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L'Shanah Tovah!Well boys and girls, I'm back from the dead. Many thanks for the cards, messages, flowers, and even singing telegrams - they were all highly appreciated. Though I'm not 100%, I'm pretty functional and things should be getting back to normal around here starting, oh, sometime tomorrow. But until then, here's a little useless information about my Saturday and a great video... Since I'm actually a good Jew and manage to attend temple on Saturdays (most in the fall excluded, of course) that don't fall within the High Holidays, I was hoping the Almighty wouldn't mind if I rode out the New Year in bed. It's not like I didn't have a good excuse. But I quickly realized that though I may have been able to escape judgement from our Creator, I could never escape the wrath of my mother, who advised that my soul would not only rot but it would also not be recorded in the Book of Life if I dared not examine my past wrongful deeds and ask for forgiveness for my sins. It sounds silly but she managed to scare me enough that I dragged myself to the synagogue even though I was loaded up on Percocet. I love this religion. In honor of me being the coolest Jewess that you know (and also because I need to take a nap), have a video and please, don't feel bad about laughing... it won't make you an anti-Semite.
 Posted at September 25, 2006 1:47 PM Permalink • Filed under: Audio & Video , Jewtastic! , Personal |
Comments (10): L'Shanah Tovah!
Silver
September 25, 2006 2:38 PM
That video never gets old :) My sister went to Israel last year with a couple people from that comedy group. Apparently they're doing videos like this all the time.
Nathan Arrington
September 25, 2006 3:35 PM
Great to have you back Flashers. That was scary!
Koester
September 25, 2006 5:52 PM
Great to see you up and around today! Welcome back to the world :)
Brendan
September 25, 2006 8:53 PM
I heard the brutal details. Thank God you're okay.
Shawne
September 25, 2006 10:49 PM
You're a rock baby girl. Stay in bed this week and don't go to work! It's a dangerous place for you!
Kyle
September 26, 2006 12:12 AM
You had me worried girlie! I'm with Shawne. Stay in bed and tell Coach to screw off for a couple weeks. You need the rest.
The Pen
September 26, 2006 12:28 AM
HUZZAH! You are back! Glad you are okay
J Stewart
September 26, 2006 2:30 AM
good to have you back in the land of the conscious, Warner. missed you tons!
Linc Klieman
September 26, 2006 7:27 AM
haha Great video. I think you might need to be Jewish though to get the biggest laugh. I was rolling and the people I work with only laughed a little and sat around looking confused.. "camp? what's that mean?"
Unholy Moses
September 26, 2006 11:53 PM
Good to hear all is well! Even though I don't come by much any more (as I posted in another thread, my employer blocked this site -- probably because they hate the fact that I visit sites that don't have a "Donate to the GOP" button on it), I still lurk whenever I can.
And I was going to send you a rather tasteless candygram, but wasn't sure to where I should send it. :-)
And I think the big guy will cut you some slack. Although, as someone who is technically Irish Catholic, I understand the guilt -- Irish Catholicism has the same guilt as Judiasm*, but the food isn't nearly as good (unless you're into boiled taters and cabbage ... in which case, you should have your freakin' head examined).
Again, great to hear you're recovering.
(*Line stolen and modified from Dennis Leary).