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Dennis Dodd Is A Clean-Shaven Tobias Fünke

Tobias Funke & Dennis Dodd separated at birthCBS Sportsline "writer" Dennis Dodd swung and missed yet again, as he placed Auburn's freshman linebacker, Tray Blackmon, in his Top 5 Heisman candidates.

Blackmon's scoop and score sealed Auburn's victory over #2 Florida and he'd be a decent sleeper pick if he'd played more than, oh, one game in his collegiate career.

What's next, Dennis? Bruce Gradkowski for NFL MVP?

Stay tuned next week for more genius from a man aptly described by Blue-Gray Sky as a "clean-shaven Tobias Fünke."

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College football fans may have noticed a slimmer, more stylish Phil Fulmer roaming the Tennessee sidelines.

Over the off-season, the coach widely known as "Fat Phil" lost nearly 30 pounds and even traded in his glasses for a pair of contact lenses.

But like all tales of weight loss, the dieter may have won the battle but Krispy Kreme won the war.

Phil Fulmer falls off the wagon

(Fulmer's Belly)

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You can catch the above happenings and quite a few other nuggets in my update today at SportsbyBrooks, so get excited and head over there.  



Posted at October 19, 2006 5:43 PM

Filed under: SportsbyBrooks





Comments (6): Dennis Dodd Is A Clean-Shaven Tobias Fünke


The Pen

October 19, 2006 5:44 PM

I heard Phil bought his own Krispy Kreme franchise so he can have delicious glazed goodness any time he desires. Which is pretty much most of the time.


Patton

October 19, 2006 8:46 PM

I still can't figure out if Dennis Dodd is this stupid or if he's just trying to get more ink by pissing everybody off. It's gotta be a little bit of both.


Silver

October 20, 2006 8:25 AM

Excuse me, do these effectively hide my thunder?


Matt

October 20, 2006 9:35 AM

Trey Blackmon also had a grand total of 0 (zero) tackles. If he played for Michigan, he might win the heisman.


Travis

October 20, 2006 4:56 PM

Dodd's gotta be the most hated non-ESPN columnist in sports. But every other columnist I can think of is related to ESPN in one way or another. So... I guess I just made a pretty useless point :)


2pay

October 22, 2006 10:33 PM

do you think dodd has the denim cutoff shorts on right now????



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