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Caught Cheating On Your Man? Wear Nike!I don't know when this ad ran, so forgive me if i'm 18 months late to the game. But where is Nike going with this one? Did the shoes make her cheat? Did they help her snag the black guy that fathered the baby? Did he buy them for her? Maybe he wants her in pre-pregnancy shape. Or maybe (and this is my guess) the Nikes are about to serve as getaway shoes. The mother will need them after the father gets over the shock and tries to beat her ass.  Posted at November 14, 2006 12:17 AM Permalink • Filed under: Shallow Observations |
Comments (12): Caught Cheating On Your Man? Wear Nike!
Anderson del Real
November 14, 2006 1:53 AM
You gotta be kidding with this
Julius
November 14, 2006 3:25 AM
that's kinda fucked up.. it's funny tho
Critic
November 14, 2006 8:04 AM
Shawn Kemp is going to be pissed. And she has giant man feet.
Tree
November 14, 2006 7:01 PM
Last time I saw feet like that, they were squashing a Japanese village.
Matt Geiger
November 14, 2006 7:07 PM
I think you are right about them being getaway shoes
Tree
November 14, 2006 8:08 PM
Are we all thinking the same thing?
"Finally a black guy whose crank is smaller then mine!"
Nathan Arrington
November 14, 2006 10:13 PM
I sure as shit know I was!
Alonso Warner
November 15, 2006 12:05 AM
I think the dude in the picture is thinkin the same thing
Shawne
November 15, 2006 2:33 AM
this cat's gonna grow up to be "Timberland Boots Guy" like what you mentioned in the last post. and I dont know why you were complainin about that type anyway baby girl!! you know once you go black.... ;)
Julius
November 15, 2006 10:19 AM
but her goin black doesn't help YOUR ugly ass!
Tree
November 15, 2006 2:31 PM
I once had an chinamen (I know, I know, not the preferred nomenclature) tell my girlfriend that "Once you go Brack you never go back."
After she slept with 6 black guys, she found out that he didn't have an accent and he meant Kenny Brack the IRL driver.
Silver
November 16, 2006 1:40 AM
*awkward silence*