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Maxim Steakhouse Waitresses Will Wear Clothes!
 I know there are only 15 minutes left in the day but the following Tuesday musings can be found in my update at Sports by Brooks:
- ESPN plans to air animated spots showing players like Kobe Bryant and teams like the Mavericks surpassing previous achievements while a cartoon-Shaq laughs in the background
- The waitresses at Maxim Steakhouses will be fully clothed, making the restaurant the equivalent of a Playboy theme park that features the articles
- Office Depot doesn't just sponsor Carl Edwards anymore; it's moved on to other big-money franchises like rubber band ball making
- The US government gives Cuban dissidents millions to build democracy in Cuba and the jerks don't even bother to use some cash to lure baseball players into the US... Congress is investigating
- MSU hoops coach Tom Izzo harbors secret desire to replace Slappy Smith as the football coach
- More gems from Art Shell's bizarro world
- Dartmouth scientists have found a way for record-setting athletes to earn their *
- Bobby Bowden blames his son Jeff's resignation on the dadgum media, who "listen to eBay and email and junk." Bowden then told media to get off his lawn
- Uncle Fester has no plans to resign as the University of Miami football coach
- Naval Academy officials in trouble with Congress after delaying urine testing on admitted steroid using football players
- The LA Dodgers plan to pay Juan Pierre $154,000 per steal over the next five years
- David Beckham is a dandy fop... but you knew that already
Since Paul Katcher's work will be going up in the morning, you'll have to scroll down for mine. But, as usual, I hope you enjoy. Cheers mates! PS. Friday's post would have been similar but with different snippets. While I'm sorry to have neglected the lot of you, something tells me you survived.
Posted at November 21, 2006 11:44 PM
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Comments (8): Maxim Steakhouse Waitresses Will Wear Clothes!
Zach F.
November 22, 2006 7:32 AM
don't feel bad about not posting much the last few days. it's not like this has been a slow week at work for you.
Grant
November 22, 2006 8:42 AM
Your Pierre line was absolute money. The Dodgers are completely insane. Great stuff :)
Sawyer
November 22, 2006 1:43 PM
Maxim must have one helluva steak to keep the clothes on those women.
Silver
November 22, 2006 4:17 PM
so what advantage would roids give the USNA players? I don't say this to make fun of them but in all seriousness - the only thing that really gives them a chance against real teams is the fact that they never quit. Does the roid rage on top of the determination keep them from getting blown out just a little less?
Tree
November 22, 2006 5:02 PM
Castro: Mr. Burns can I see this trillion dollar bill?
Burns: Most certainly not!
Homer Mr. Burns I think we can trust a communist dictator. Sheesh.
Adam Castro
November 22, 2006 6:17 PM
Are u goin up to Chicago tonight, Warner?
Flash
November 22, 2006 7:41 PM
no.. call me.
Toxic
November 23, 2006 8:57 AM
Beckham the dandy fop, I do hope my dad doesn't think it's a good idea to get out his 70's Starsky cardie after seeing that twat wearing one.