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Looks Like a Good Old Fashioned Buckeye Butt-kickin'!
In complaining business, I'm supposed to be in J-Bay (Jeffrey's Bay), South Africa right now surfing, strutting, and showing the beached masses what I've got. But due to a painfully unfortunate event last week, my boss has put a delay on my 5-week vacation, leaving me trapped in this hole for at least three more days. Though this move has nothing to do with me (I'm not the one that sucks), it's become necessary that I be around for various meetings and functions, so I'm now boarding to work in a painful mixture of sleet and rain when I should be on a wave taunting sharks with my stems... it's just not fair. In an effort to make things fun for myself, I decided to go beach in my office this afternoon. After coming back from lunch, I snuck to the restroom and slipped on my swimsuit. Then I went to my office and shut the door. Though my skateboard wasn't the same as a surfboard, I stood on it anyway... trouble is, my carpet doesn't allow much in the way of rolling, so I sat at my desk for the better part of two hours before admitting to myself that I am a truly pathetic creature. But moving on.. I know I have no hand when bringing up this subject but I can't say there's anything more satisfying right now than watching Cheaty McSweatervest, Troy S-myth, and ESPN shit the bed on national television. My hatred for Urban Meyer is pretty strong, so if I had my way, a bomb would have dropped on the stadium around the time the Ohio State Marching Band was ironically playing the theme song from Titanic during the halftime show. But since that wasn't a strong possibility, I didn't know what to do or for whom to cheer... I knew I wanted Urban Meyer to die in a fire, I knew I wanted Columbus to tear itself apart in a frenzy of fear, misery, and madness, and I knew that I wanted the media's polishing of Troy Smyth's knob for finally becoming a leader after years of being a corrupt, money-taking asshole to end... But I suppose two out of three ain't bad. Besides, there's still plenty of time for number 1 to go down, right? :)  Posted at January 8, 2007 11:59 PM Permalink • Filed under: NCAA , SportsbyBrooks |
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Comments (9): Looks Like a Good Old Fashioned Buckeye Butt-kickin'!
Brian
January 9, 2007 6:53 AM
Yeah last night turned out about as well as it could've, all things considered. I don't like Meyer but I dont' raelly have a beef with Florida, so it's really no hurt in seeing them win, especially when they blow Troy the Myth into the 3rd round of the draft lol
Justin
January 9, 2007 8:32 AM
"Not everything in life is going to go the exact way you want it," Smith said. "I don't have any regrets, though. I really don't. We came out and fought. We came up short. "Sometimes you have great games and sometimes you don't," he said.
And sometimes you become Ty Detmer...
Brendan
January 9, 2007 8:56 AM
that bullshit from musberger is gonna burn in my ears for a long, long time. he was harder to stomach than the actual game.
Patrick Houlihan
January 9, 2007 10:02 AM
Oh yeah??! Well, Meyer's just winning with Zook's players!!! (that's a joke for people that can't play along)
I share your sentiments on Meyer but he coached a helluva game last night. It certainly didn't hurt that the entirety of Tressel and Smith's mojo was packed in Ted Ginn's broken foot.
Mark Harold
January 9, 2007 10:29 AM
Shit! I've been waiting to gloat on here since LAST season and you aren't even bitter about us winning! Come on Flash! do an edit and give me some ammo :-)
Its GREAT to be a Florida GATOR!
Its GREAT to be a Florida GATOR!
Its GREAT to be a Florida GATOR!
wooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anderson
January 9, 2007 11:26 AM
if you're expecting anybody to feel sorry for you becuase you have to be in your cush office with the flat screen tv, xbox 360, and couch instead of South fucking Africa with your surfboard are sooooorely mistaken. Jesus Warner.
anyway, the only thing i'm interested in seeing right now is how quick ESPN manages to get off troy smith's jock and onto chris leak's. they couldn't spell that poor dude's last name 2 days ago and now he's about to become their god.
Pessler
January 9, 2007 12:57 PM
I liked the "Smyth" ... very subtle and very appropriate :)
That said, I haven't seen a person get outcoached the way Tressel did since Les Miles pwned Charlie Weis ... OHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! :)
TKM
January 9, 2007 3:08 PM
What'd that put the big ten over the bowl season? 2-5? I don't want to hear shit about their "superiority" ever again. ohio state flat got blown out the stadium. teddy ginn jr or not, they were gonna lose by 20+. florida was better coached, better prepared, and had the speed.
Matt
January 9, 2007 8:03 PM
Big East was undefeated I'm pretty sure, so I guess that makes them the best conference