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The Game (Rapper Not Sport) Will Kick Beckham's Arse

It's been widely believed that soccer circles aside, David Beckham's arrival in the United States would go largely unnoticed. If anything, the buzz created would surround the obnoxious numbers of his transfer deal and in a week's time, the story would fade away. But it appears that the erstwhile England skipper and Galactico has attracted the (what I believe) unwanted attention of gangster rapper The Game, aka Jayceon Taylor, who, is probably quite hard.

Having run out of rappers to feud with and potentially gun down, The Game - who refers to himself as the "ghetto Bill Gates" and the best rapper in the world - was not entirely effusive about the arrival of the face of Gillette razors in his hood.

"I'd kick David Beckham's ass on any given day," the Game said when asked about Beckham. "I'd just pick the ball up and kick the shit out of the stadium, game over."

Bricks, mortar, metal. Kicking the shit out of the stadium sounds like a plan, The Game, you pissing tosser. 

Okay, maybe I'm being a little thick here. "The shit" is probably identifying the ball but who knows - it could actually be Beckham or the entire Home Depot Center. Last week, the guy was threatening to destroy the whole of the WWF because wrestler Triple H also calls himself "The Game."

"I'm much stronger than (wrestler The Game) is. I was 'The Game' long before he came about. He's on TV wrestling and it's pretend, made up. I wrestle in real life and I win."

In any case, The Game was on less steady ground when a follow-up question was put his way. When asked his thoughts on Beckham's ability as a footballer he responded simply: "Pretty good."

In related news, witnesses reported seeing The Game lurking near the Hollywood sign late last night.

Posted at January 16, 2007 12:58 PM

Comments (4): The Game (Rapper Not Sport) Will Kick Beckham's Arse

Brendan	January 16, 2007 3:22 PM
	"Game over." Jesus what a tool.

jojo	January 16, 2007 6:45 PM
	what 50 cent wasnt available??

PG	January 17, 2007 8:13 AM
	You'd think trying to battle with Triple H, a fake wrestler, and David Beckham, one of the bigger pansies now in American sports, would destroy his street cred.

tommy	January 17, 2007 10:06 AM
	but it's a pretty smart move if you think about it. threaten people that don't have guns to shoot you back. the worst beckham can do is flash a Blue Steel in his general direction.

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