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How Many TrimSpa Jokes Have You Heard Today?
Aside from randomly shaking my head in amazement at her life events, which were often as baffling and tragic as they were amusing, I can't say Anna Nicole had any real effect on my life... sure, there was the time I got sucked in by her two-hour E! True Hollywood Story but hasn't that happened to all of us at one time or another? Anyway, seven people told me she died over a five-minute span this afternoon -- 4 instant messages and 3 text messages... five had TrimSpa jokes. Blah. After getting over the initial shock, I started having horribly depraved thoughts... first of her getting up to Heaven and St. Peter yelling, "Can we get a 90-year-old dick for her to suck on?" and then the hordes of men that are cranking off today in her honor... I feel kinda bad about it... but, well, since I brought it up, how about some pictures of her celebrated accomplishments after the jump (NSFW)! ANGRY UPDATE: I gave the NSFW warning! That is all I'm required to do. So stop sending these e-mails complaining that you didn't see that coming and now you're in trouble. What did you think "pictures of Anna Nicole Smith's celebrated accomplishments" actually meant?!?! Let's try this again - if you look at the individual post, there will be naked pictures at the bottom. Said pictures will also come into view if you click the comments link and scroll up. If you click the link directly following this paragraph, you will be taken directly to tits and wool. You have been forewarned.
 Posted at February 8, 2007 9:14 PM Permalink • Filed under: Sex , Shallow Observations |
Comments (9): How Many TrimSpa Jokes Have You Heard Today?
Goldie
February 8, 2007 9:52 PM
elmer's glue last week, Trimspa this week, maybe Michael Irvin will die next week and we can go back to making crack jokes!
by the way, thanks for thinking about us with the pics :)
Erik
February 8, 2007 10:28 PM
God bless, one less. I'm all for believing that all human life is valuable, but people like Anna Nicole Smith are the exceptions that prove the rule.
Tree
February 9, 2007 4:46 AM
I got a couple hundo that says the coroner cops a feel prior to the autopsy.
Toxic
February 9, 2007 8:27 AM
It's a post about Anna Nicole Smith on teh interweb and folks complain about the fact there's pictures of a NSFW nature - priceless.
Morgue shots are up already and her coffin
Jordan
February 9, 2007 6:55 PM
FINALLY I'm home from work and its safe to look at this thing.
I appreciated every picture you put up Flash but the first one was all I needed ..... lol
sullypdt
February 10, 2007 10:24 AM
i felt guilty lookin at those pictures at first. lucky for me, that guilt only lasted about a 10 seconds.
Mickey Winans
February 10, 2007 10:38 PM
Yeah, the coroner, the EMTs, the doctors..
I'm lovin this Euro Prince dude that says the baby is his. He was on the news yesterday and after saying the baby might be his, he goes, "but it could also be hundreds of guys! When you're out and you don't know what you're doing all night or who you're with, who knows!" Now THAT's how you honor the dead!
Dusty
February 11, 2007 4:42 AM
The the two pics in the links, gracias :) Tits and wool don't do it for me.
Jason Cunningham
February 12, 2007 7:18 PM
Natural selection took out mom and son in a two month span. How long is it gonna wait to wipe out the baby too?