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The Admiral Drops Knowledge on The History Channel

George Washington Carver - The Peanut ManI've been laying here watching the History Channel for the better part of three hours... why? Because the History Channel is the balls. That's why.

When they followed "Nixon - A Presidency Revealed" with Modern Marvels I expected something about bridges or rivets, but the subject was George Washington Carver Tech. It sounded interesting enough. I knew little of Carver beyond what I learned in school and often read that it's difficult to tell where the truth of his life's achievements ended and the myth began, so I perked up a little. 

Ten or fifteen minutes in, a familiar face appeared on the screen -- David Robinson. Momentarily confused, I checked to make sure I hadn't changed the channel. Nope - still on channel 40. This must be a commercial then; what is The Admiral endorsing that is fit for the geek documentary crowd? Well, oops. That wasn't the case either. Credited simply as "David Robinson, NBA Star," The Admiral joined historians, botanists, and scholars as an expert on George Washington Carver.

I'll be honest with you, I didn't see that one coming.

Robinson spoke with passion about Carver's life, legacy, and accomplishments and appeared to have such a ridiculous breadth of knowledge that I started to wonder if the History Channel really needed to interview anyone else. I then figured that they added the historians to shield attention away from the fact that viewers were getting punched in the mouth with knowledge and opinion from a basketball player. But after considering that, I realized that 90% of the people watching this channel at 7 pm on a Saturday wouldn't have recognized him anyway.

"We are standing on the shoulders of Giants and Carver is one of those giants for us. We don't have to reinvent the wheel. What we do is we stand on that foundation that's already been laid; it's a great foundation. Carver's laid some blocks for us but we have to continue to take that tradition further." ~ The Admiral drops wisdom

As it turns out, he and his wife founded a private school in San Antonio called The Carver Academy that utilizes many of Carver's teaching techniques to provide education to K-6th graders.

David Robinson - ExpertAnyway, is this a first -- the professional athlete speaking intelligently about a historical figure that neither appeared in a video game nor served as a mentor/coach? If this has happened before, please excuse my ignorance. Frankly, before 7 pm tonight, I wouldn't have thought this was possible. It's not even that I think athletes are stupid or lack knowledge extending beyond their craft; I just can't imagine any being called for an interview for a program attempting to educate people. How does that even come about?? Who signs off on that?

"Okay, we'll need some experts for George Washington Carver's inventions on Modern Marvels. What've we got?" "Well, there's the tour guide from the Carver Memorial, a professor from the Tuskegee Institute, a botanist from UGA, an author on Carver's legend, and, uh, David Robinson."
"David Robinson. What school is he from?"
"... the San Antonio Spurs..."

If there was any athlete I'd expect to pull expert duty on an issue not involving athletics or weed, it'd be David Robinson. As far as I'm aware, he's the most intelligent, well-educated professional athlete of our time, at least, of those that are noteworthy... but still, this shit is bizarre and leads further credence to my belief that the world is about to come to a violent, tragic end.



Posted at February 17, 2007 7:42 PM

Filed under: NBA , Shallow Observations





Comments (14): The Admiral Drops Knowledge on The History Channel


Rich

February 18, 2007 9:13 AM

Geez, Flash. You go from one of the more unintelligent retired NBA members to a retired NBA player that's actually genuine MENSA material. The funniest part that most forget about David Robinson is where he went to school. Much like Roger Staubach, he's a graduate from the Naval Academy at Annapolis. They really don't let your run of the mill idiot in there at all.

But sometimes, I did forget that the man who could play a good game of basketball is also the same man who can carry a decent conversation with the likes of politicians and scientists. Guys like the Admiral are pretty much being phased out for the thug life of the NBA, and as you said, we're probably headed for a meltdown of apocalyptic proportions.


Hadrian

February 18, 2007 11:59 AM

My cousin went to Carver Academy between 4-6 grade and was one of the first students. His life is changed for it. Robinson is doing amazing things with that school. It's nice to see that someone from the NBA gives a damn and is willing to make a difference.


Adam Castro

February 18, 2007 2:02 PM

I disagree, Rich. I attended the USNA. All service academies claim to only accept the best and brightest but where our athletes are concerned, that is frequently not the case. The standards for their entry are lowered to an alarming level for a school that boasts academic prestige ---- I had a hoops playing roommate with a 970 and a football friend with a flat 1000 but our class mean was upwards of 1400. The same type of thing happens at places like Notre Dame and Stanford.

But that's what makes David Robinson so great. He had a 1320 SAT and a majored in math. That's not typical for an athlete, service academy or anywhere else. Unlike the majority of athletes that pass through Annapolis, West Point, or USAFA, David Robinson didn't need basketball to help him get in and he didn't need all the advantages and breaks that athletes get to survive. He's incredible by anyone's standards.


Nathan

February 18, 2007 5:03 PM

And this and anything else that David Robinson does will never make the news. No one will ever know but we'll keep getting the blow by blow coverage on shit opinions from Tim Hardaway, Tyrus Thomas, and any other thug or asshole that the media can track down.


Brady

February 18, 2007 10:31 PM

that's pretty damn random.

if they ever have a modern marvels on weed though, hopefully they can call on Rasheed Wallace or Randy Moss


Anderson del Real

February 19, 2007 12:12 AM

it's too bad the Raiders aren't takin you, Moss could give you an hour long special documentary style.


Tree

February 19, 2007 2:14 AM

I know Robert Smith was in med school at OSU and I only heard about Craig Krenzel's bio molecular something or other degree 2,000 times during his career.

Add those 2 with the Admiral, and thats probably the only 3 pro athletes whose IQ is higher then their jersey number.

The one exemption being Bill "Spaceman" Lee who wore 337 because upside down it spelled his last name.


AJ

February 19, 2007 1:50 PM

C'mon Tree, Spaceman Lee was good for a couple nuggets of wisdom: "You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees."


Tree

February 19, 2007 2:23 PM

I'm not saying the guy was dumb, just that his IQ wasn't higher then his jersey number.


Brady

February 19, 2007 3:56 PM

Too bad?? Shit Anderson, I'm thankin God for that one


Mick Winans

February 19, 2007 8:05 PM

haha WTF? Bill Lee? That mention alone is about 100 times more random than this David Robinson stuff. Way to dig deep in the vault for that one, Tree


Tree

February 19, 2007 10:30 PM

With all my random bit of useless knowledge I used up all the space for remembering anything important.

My social security number? Couldn't tell you.
Bob Sanders 1st name? Desmond.

Any of the presidents on Mt. Rushmore? No idea.
David Wright's fathers occupation? Cop.

See what I mean?


Julius

February 20, 2007 1:29 AM

it's Demond not Desmond


Tree

February 20, 2007 3:11 AM

semantics



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