Ann Coulter & JJ Walker – Am I Missing Something?
Reuters: Actor Jimmie ‘J.J.’ Walker of the television series Good Times and cunt Ann Coulter pose as they arrive together for the taping of the 5th Annual TV Land Awards in Santa Monica, California April 14, 2007.
Is anyone else confused? I can’t make heads or tails of it. We have to assume that Jimmie Walker is too cracked out to see the irony of this pairing, so asking about his involvement will get us nowhere. But what about Coulter? She is the most bigoted cunt of the modern age. You’d think she’d cut out her adam’s apple before going within 50 feet of Mr. Dy-no-mite. But since it appears to be in tact, there must be some other explanation. I can think of six and even they are a stretch:
1. “Sure, I’m a homophobe but I’m not a racist. Black people think I’m dy-no-mite!” (Unlikely)
2. She plans to drop the n-bomb at the next Republican fundraiser and needs an anecdote or interesting experience to pose as a lead in. (Possible)
3. She was drugged. (Possible – too many estrogen pills?)
4. She is being held hostage. (Unlikely. You take hostages to an undisclosed location, not the TV Land awards. Then again…)
5. As a part of her contract with Satan, she has to engage in zany shenanigans. Bonus points if she could get John Amos to appear on the other side. In exchange, Satan continues to allow her fame, fortune, and the freedom to be an unmitigated cunt without fear of true consequences. (Very possible)
6. Young Ann Coulter loved her some Good Times. (Unlikely. Her brand of cuntiness starts at birth.)
I’m leaning toward five but if it’s six, we need to drag out the time machine to see just where Ann Coulter went wrong.
(link swiped from Paul Katcher)
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She has to be up to something. I’m voting for option #5 here.
7. Ann Coulter will say or do anything to keep people talking about her and to remain relevant. She’s going to parlay this into a book deal where she tells everyone that Jimmie Walker’s lips are the reason for global warming, instead of, say, pollution.
And if that doesn’t sell, she might get desperate and show her penis on Fox News.
Times must be really rough for JJ. He’s really scraping the bottom of the barrel now
You never know about people Flashers. Maybe they’ve got the same coke dealer.
the only thing that could make this better is if Rerun was on the other side.
See, what you don’t know is that she’s having a Ted Haggarty moment and Gary Coleman is under her dress.
Right before the picture was taken, this happened —
JJ: Damn girl your gun is digging into my hip!
Ann Coulter: that’s no gun baby
I read somewhere that Walker is this huge libertarian conservative or something, so they might actually share more in common than both having a dick.
the two of them being together is pretty weird but what’s she even doing at the TV Land awards?? Is she a stand-in for Mr. Ed?
I wanna meet somebody that actually likes this woman.her books fly off the shelves and people line up to hear her speak but you cant ever find anybody that’ll admit to buying it or enjoying her bigotry.
HPV causes 70% of cervical cancers. I’ve read that Ann Coulter is a pretty promiscuous POS. Now, I’m necessarily wishing her ill, but karma’s a bitch and so is Ann Coulter. She looks like an AIDS patient…ya never know these days.