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Turning In My Hater Card (for A-Rod)

Last Saturday, I decided to call it a career as an Alex Rodriguez basher and with the Yankees' first game just an hour away, it gives me a weird feeling inside.

Ten years have passed since a boy named Kevin Graham approached me in math class and said, "Derek Jeter sucks dick! Alex Rodriguez is the best short stop basically in the universe." Resolute in the belief that no one in Major League Baseball could exceed a Yankee at any position, I seethed with anger and started hoping that this boy, this blasphemer, would get hit by one of the buses after school. I was vaguely aware of A-Rod’s existence but I knew that I’d be damned if he was going to be the best short stop basically in the universe.

And so it goes that since that fateful moment in Mr. Harless' 8th grade pre-algebra class, it hasn’t really mattered what A-Rod has done… whether his actions have been good, bad, or otherwise, I have found a way to completely hate and, in turn, mock him for it. But in the mean time, Rodriguez has become the best short stop basically in the universe and so remains, his current status in the Bronx notwithstanding. 

So when we signed him, I got a lot of these "what're you gonna do now? You can't cheer for that guy can you?" questions. Part of me wanted to. He's a once in a generation talent. But at the same time, I was dying for a legitimate reason to hate him. The 8th grade rage still burned in my soul. Besides, I didn't want to be that tool that bashes a guy until they suit up in my team's colors and then suddenly sees the light  on all of these magical qualities. As a result, I spent the 2004 season in relative ambivalence until the ALDS where Rodriguez all but carried us against the Twins, hitting .421/.476/.737. How can you bash that? Hired gun or not, there's nothing not to love. 

But then this happened:

A-Rod's Effeminate Slapping

And then this:

Boston World Series

That's when I went off the deep end with thoughts like this:

"This guy is a wanking arse with no sack. If he's pulling THAT much money, he should be hitting .850 with 213 home runs, 400 RBI, 80 steals, and a serious love for playing out of position. And if he can do all of that AND hit Curt Schilling with bolts of lightning from his arse while both are in their respective dugouts AND make the sun shine on my birthday then that MIGHT justify me smiling when he comes to the plate... What do you mean, 'he can't do that'? What a fucking clown. We'd be better off with Troy Glaus."

And that's how I've been until now - an irrational, hypocritical asshole that used anything possible as justification for hating the greatest player of his generation. Purple lips? What a jerk! Saying the right thing?  Screw this guy. Not being Derek Jeter? Hang him. Why? Because he embodies this failed $200 million mercenary experiment and deserves all the abuse anyone dares dish out...

I now hang my head in shame. 

I'm finally accepting something I've always known -- Though a complete head case from time to time, Alex Rodriguez busts his ass day in and out, playing out of position and hustling on every play to earn a paycheck that he more than deserves. And when he comes up short, when he's making errors or going through a cold streak, he doesn't shirk the blame. He doesn't blow it off. He works and fights to return to form. How many professional athletes can claim as much?

I'm not one of those Project A13 Pollyannas who believe that supporting Alex Rodriguez will cause the heavens to rain candy and rainbows nor am I about to become some obnoxious fangirl -- I reserve that insanity for Andy Pettitte. But I am woefully behind the curve on showing the best shortstop since Honus Wagner the respect he deserves. It's going to take some time to get used to this type of thing but I'm looking forward to it... not being a complete jackass probably feels pretty neat.



Posted at April 2, 2007 12:22 PM

Filed under: MLB , New York Yankees





Comments (15): Turning In My Hater Card (for A-Rod)


Anderson

April 2, 2007 1:37 PM

Admirable, Warner. He doesnt' deserve half of the shit that he gets, especially when there are so many other problems on that team. there are plenty of high $$ guys that don't produce, complain, and only try about half the time. I feel bad for the guy.

But are you listening to the radio broadcast? He's been booed twice in about 10 minutes.


JPW

April 2, 2007 3:24 PM

A-rod makes way too much money to not be able to handle the criticism, pressure, and anything else that people want to throw at him. If you're makin a quarter billion to play baseball, you should be able to come through like nobody else when it matters most and not just June and July.


Mick Winans

April 2, 2007 6:20 PM

He was booed twice in what seemed like 20 seconds today. It was completely pathetic. It's time to get behind this guy but until he has a ring, the majority of our fans won't do it. Anyway it was a great opening day out there today, Flash. You woulda loved it.


Grant

April 2, 2007 8:20 PM

Glad you came around on this Flash. I will never understand the hatred. If you're a Mariners fan I get it because I'm pretty sure he left them high and dry. But why anybody else? His personality is annoying, sure, but that's it. Hating him for any other reason (other than your admitted crazy irrational stuff) is just jealousy.

Too many Yankee fans don't appreciate what they've got but I guess that's what makes them Yankee fans right?


D. Parker

April 2, 2007 10:08 PM

i was on the train after the game sittin next to a couple dudes that could only talk about the 1st inning error. i brought up the homer that sealed the game to em and they acted like anybody on the roster coulda done it. "its the fuckin drays pal." i dropped it. not worth it.


aaron

April 3, 2007 8:38 AM

too many people are bitching about that home run. it sealed the damn game and even if you're stupid enough to argue that it was meaningless, it only gets that distinction because his single, steal, and run scored made it that way! a-rod won the game for the yanks yesterday and 90% of their shitty fans can't figure it out.


Toxic

April 3, 2007 8:58 AM

There's just not enough hate to go round eh Flash ;¬)


Flash

April 3, 2007 10:43 AM

Oh, there's plenty, Toxic. Removing A-Rod from the equation simply allows me to direct more hate at something/someone else :)


YoBimbo

April 3, 2007 12:49 PM

You know... I was totally with you on this post until you gave in.

I had the same issues. How can I hate A-Rod if he's a Yankee? Somehow, I manage.

I remember the moment when I first hated him. I was sitting on the toilet at my partner's family's house, flipping through the pages of ESPN the Magazine, when I stopped at an interview with A-Rod. I skimmed the article, fairly neutral about him up to that point - in fact, I think he was still playing in Seattle - when the question and subsequent answer changed my feelings about him forever: "If you had to describe yourself in one word, what would it be?"

A: "Class."

Buddy, if you have to say it, you ain't got it.

Then he got the big contract.

Team player? Not at $250K, you're not. How can a team (other than the NYY) afford anything other than 15-year-old streetball players from the DR? They certainly can't afford to pick up any decent pitching.

And accountability? No way. He's a head case, they say, because of all the pressure and expectations. Well, hell yeah, there'll be pressure and expectations. It's like what I used to say about really expensive pot: "I'll buy it, but it had better make me c**."

Once A-Rod becomes a humble, selfless team player (which boils down to accepting less money so his team can buy a balanced roster), I'll give him another chance. Until that day comes, I'll hope that someone can afford to get him off my team.


YoBimbo

April 3, 2007 1:14 PM

Well, I'm off to a good start.

"Toilet books and toilet book readers are both foul and unacceptable.


Flash

April 3, 2007 3:55 PM

I agree with a lot of what you're saying, Yobimbo, but I'm trying to separate my feelings for A-Rod the douchepump and those for A-Rod the baseball player. I think that I can respect his skills, talent, and the good things he brings to the table without being forced to embrace or like his personality. Besides, how does hating him help NYY's cause? A-Rod's a headcase and we're stuck with him until he either chooses to leave or some other owner wins a billion dollar powerball.

It seems to me that rooting for A-Rod's failure and booing his every move does nothing but hurt the Yankees and yet we pile on. Why? So he knows that we REALLY hate him? When A-Rod does poorly, so do the Yankees and I'm getting sick of it. I'm tired of hating him. I'm tired of the drama. I want the guy to have a good season and help us to a world series. I didn't like overpaid jerks like Sheffield or Randy Johnson but I respected their skills (declining though they were) and rooted like hell that they would produce for our team. I didn't want them to fail because that means the Yankees fail. The same goes for A-Rod.

Once A-Rod becomes a humble, selfless team player (which boils down to accepting less money so his team can buy a balanced roster), I'll give him another chance."

1) He doesn't have to accept less money anymore - he's on the Yankees.
1a) The Yankees pay A-Rod less per year than they pay Derek Jeter. The Rangers are stuck with a lot of that bill.
2) The Rangers screwed themselves. A-Rod didn't force them to pay him absurd amounts of money and screw up their buying power. If someone offers me a million dollars and then goes broke, don't blame me because I took the money.
3) The Yankees don't have a balanced roster because George Steinbrenner is obsessed with trading away talent for overpriced has-beens.
4) Humble, selfless players are a rarity in New York these days. Rodriguez is a perfect fit in that regard.


Patrick Houlihan

April 3, 2007 4:46 PM

no kidding. if anybody offered me $250 million to play baseball, I'd take it. It's up to the Rangers to figure out the rest. If they didn't want to be tied up in a knot because of his contract, they shouldn't have made the move. Obviously they were willing to take the risk and if they weren't smart enough to figure it out, that's their problem.


YoBimbo

April 3, 2007 10:38 PM

Just for the record, I've never booed A-Rod. I've given him the finger, yes, but I've never booed him. Oh wait. Maybe once. But that's it, I swear.

I think we're pretty much on the same page on most points.

I don't want him to fail. In fact, I want him to do well. Really well. YES, he's got skills that people only dream of having - but he's also unwilling to make sacrifices to win.

Here's what I'm trying to say - and most of my disgust for him comes from when he went to the Rangers.

Nearly everyone says, "If someone offered me that kind of money, SURE I'd take it." Great. But then you have to make up your mind about your priorities. What's more important? $250M (yeah, I noticed I wrote $250K in my other post), or a World Series ring?

Maybe you could argue that he didn't know that the Rangers couldn't afford a full team after buying him... At first. But after seeing they couldn't put a team around him, it seems to me that a winner would step up and say, "Let's renegotiate so we can pick up some talent and win the Series."

Instead, he went to NY, tagging the Rangers with most of the bill, not having to sacrifice a thing, and then started whining about wanting a ring.

Let me be clear - I'm not opposed to someone making a lot of money, but a quarter of a billion dollars is an obscene amount of money for ANYone to earn. People probably respect him for that alone.

But you know what I respect? I respect a player who sticks with his team and makes sacrifices and contributes to a common goal of winning - players like Craig Biggio, Pudge Rodriguez, Jim Edmonds. Remember "Super" Joe McEwing? He wasn't a great player, but he sprinted out to whatever position they told him to play, and he tried to get on base every time he stepped into the box.

These guys show up every day, they play hard, and they're team players. They don't blame their E's on the press and the fans. They don't have the press writing about their delicate emotional state.

$250M can buy a lot of therapy. He needs to stop whining and start winning.


Mark Harold

April 4, 2007 1:16 PM

hahahaha, I'm setting the line here.

You completely freak out and go back to hating him in 5 weeks. You'll survive April but it'll be hard!


AJ

April 6, 2007 6:52 PM

Bases loaded, bottom of the 8th, down 7-6, your dream man's first game back, and A-Rod flops AGAIN. That's not even a pressure game!

You aren't gonna last long with this.



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