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Reaching for Reasons to Bash Chelsea

Someone asked the twats from Chelsea who the best looking man was on the squad, which translated to who they'd fancy if, you know, they swung "that way." Most of the men hemmed and hawed, wanting nothing to do with the the question. But leave it to the usual suspects - Cashley Cole and Frank Lumpalard - to have actual opinions on the matter. Lumpalard, caught sipping some type of frappy latte mocha with foam and sprinkles while wrapped tight in a stylish muffler, fancied backup goalie Carlo Cudicini. The answer was given with a great deal of conviction. Meanwhile, Cashley Cole, who John Terry referred to as a "sweet boy... pretty boy with all his creams," chose himself. Who could've seen that one coming?

HT: Vin, Sportscolumn Blog 

Posted at May 1, 2007 5:11 PM

Comments (3): Reaching for Reasons to Bash Chelsea

Britton Jagger	May 1, 2007 10:55 PM
	CHELSEA ARE WHINGING CUNTS! Ohhhhhhhh Champione The one and only We're Liverpool! They said our days were numbered, we're not famous any more But Scousers rule all Europe like we've always done before Ohhhhhhhh Campione The one and only We're Liverpool Shankly built a football team that shook the Spion Kop! We've conquered all of Europe and we're never gonna stop!

Erik	May 2, 2007 10:44 PM
	I thought swinging "that way" was a prereq for being a professional no-tackle footballer. You mean these guys aren't the norm? ;)

Koester	May 4, 2007 8:19 AM
	ha ha, they should've interviewed Calamity James. He's secure enough in his masculinity to run down a Top 10.

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