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Septuagenarian Striptease for S.S.C. Napoli
S.S.C. Napoli has fallen on hard times since winning their first Italian championship with Diego Maradona leading the charge 20 years ago, but it appears that more is at stake for the club and fans than a return to the top tier and millions of dollars in increased funds... You see, it's time to wake up your grandpas, boys and girls! If Napoli is promoted to Serie A, the 72-year-old Sophia Loren is going to strip! Apparently, her assets aren't just for Walter Matthau anymore:
Okay, so I added that last part. But a huzzah for Sophia Loren. Even if she is all silicone and dye these days, she's still workin it and I can respect that. Forza Napoli!
 Posted at May 16, 2007 9:22 AM Permalink • Filed under: Football (Soccer) |
As soccer seasons come to a close around the world, the harsh realities of promotion and relegation can be a gut-wrenching experience for fans. But with five games remaining, the citizens of Naples may finally have something to cheer as local club, S.S.C. Napoli, is poised to finish at least third in Italy's Serie B. If all goes well, they'll be promoted to Serie A, the top flight league in Italian flopping.
Comments (17): Septuagenarian Striptease for S.S.C. Napoli
Silver
May 16, 2007 11:59 AM
I just filled in my zayde on the news. He's wanting video. I think he's been waiting on something like this for 40 years, ha ha
N-Arrington
May 16, 2007 1:21 PM
wtf are bazooms?? lol. If I was 80 years old, I'd hop a plane to Naples to catch it first hand!
AJ
May 16, 2007 2:38 PM
Why don't we ever have crazy celebrities like this in America? The only people that ever wanna take their clothes off anymore are cracked out like Britney Spears.
Tree
May 16, 2007 5:31 PM
Sophia Loren has to be the hottest 147 year old woman out there.
Anderson
May 16, 2007 5:31 PM
gonna have to pass. i'd hit it BUT she has pointy knees... :))
Julius
May 16, 2007 8:30 PM
Anderson Sophia Loren could be a 90 year old in a coma and she'd STILL be too good for you to hit it. It's gonna take more than that 10 spot you give those ladies on the corner player!
Anderson
May 17, 2007 9:07 AM
My $10 gets some very classy ladies! some of em even have all their teeth. we can't all be millionaires ya know
James
May 17, 2007 10:08 AM
Looks like i've gotta buy the Amanda Beard Playboy just to erase this nasty stripping image from my head.... thanks for nuthin Sophia!
Adam Castro
May 17, 2007 11:18 AM
Amanda Beard's looks are overrated. She's got a nice body but she looks 100x better on the covers of mags than she does when she's just on tv. Somebody needs to feed her an apple and put her horse teeth to work.
Alonso
May 17, 2007 11:56 AM
I'll give you that Castro but what chick athletes are there to choose from? She's better looking than Danica Patrick and Jennie Finch by a long shot.
NFL Adam
May 17, 2007 1:18 PM
Man, I thought this was going to be about Mike Napoli.
Brandt
May 17, 2007 2:36 PM
Wake me up when Allison Stokke gets naked..
Jeff
May 17, 2007 4:48 PM
goddamn. who the hell is this chick?
Brady
May 17, 2007 9:47 PM
She's a pole vaulter. She's gonna be at Cal next year I heard.
Koester
May 18, 2007 8:07 AM
given the pictures we've all seen of you lately, I didn't know you could be bothered with the ladies!
Mark Harold
May 19, 2007 10:46 PM
Stokke better get to the Olympics or somethin or we're stuck with Finch, Patrick and Beard. This chick is heads and tails above those three and doesn't need any airbrush and photoshop to make it happen.
V-SPOT
May 21, 2007 3:02 AM
Attention boys and girls I've decided to create my own footie blog. Seeing as how Karma is run by a fellow footie fan (I won't hold your wayward allegiances against you) I figure this an appropriate place give my fledgling blog some exposure. So far I've only delved into Manchester United news but I will soon make posts encompassing all of the world of football, the beautiful game. Basically it's just my way of getting out the constant football thoughts and opinions that cloud my head. Hope you guys enjoy it!
http://ohahcantona.blogspot.com/
now im off to rub one out to allison stokke and go to bed, gnite.