There's Your Karma, Ripe As Peaches

Just jealousy talking Warner. You know you want to feel how great it is to be a Florida Gator!

God yes! You are right, let's see the list:
1) Jorts
2) CUTOFF JORTS (bonus points)
3) The Daddy's Natty Light
4) Sleeveless shirts
5) Mullet

And to top it all off, the one guy with the half-case looks retarded. Looks like Gainesville to me!

I'd call it mockery but it would take some true effort to grow the mullet and facial hair AND find a volunteer with down syndrome.

Those are fresh-cut jorts. I don't buy it.

They'd have to be missing a couple teeth to look at home in Columbus.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

2 guys, 1 12 pack? These guys are either rebellious mormons or just pussies.

I say they're OSU fans in disguise. Red up there is the posterboy for inbred Bucknuts.

would a NASCAR hat be overkill?

Throw in a tranny midget and you've got the next great story for Jerry Springer

Oh neat, see, I didn't know Tree was a junior in high school. I thought he was beyond the point where you make fun of people for the limited amount they drink. I think we can narrow it down though... see, he didn't mock the quality of the beer... just the amount. That should place him at about... 18? 19 max? Congrats though either way, I always thought you were just a douchebag of an older age.

The weird thing is that though they look like the same class of redneck, OSU fans are scary and Gator fans aren't.

Talk bad about Ohio State and Buckeye fans go Incredible Hulk, drool and break shit until you agree with them. Gator fans just get mad and pound another Natty Light.

As a born and bred Floridian, you have no idea how much of this I see. The irony, of course, is that only about 2.5% of these types actually attended UF. Of that 2.5%, my guess would be that about 0.00000025% actually graduated.

"Those are fresh-cut jorts. I don't buy it."

Dude. He wore jeans, and it got too hot out. So he whipped out his Leatherman (tm)

[don't believe me? think I made that up? http://www.leathermanstore.com/charge.html]

and cut himself a pair of shorts. No sense in sweatin' out good beer. Plus, he can wear these when he goes swimmin' in the pond!

Heck. Next Fall when it turns cold, he'll just go to the Goodwill and get another pair with legs.

What? You mean these blokes aren't the stereotype of ALL Americans?

I kid I kid :)

If the guys up there represent all of America, are these guys good to rep all the Brits?

So let me get this straight, making fun of guys who carry, drink, and raise Natty is lame. Check. But somehow the implication that some is 19 is veritable insult brilliance? I guess.

Matt, I admire your internet bravado it just needs some work.

*Disclaimer: I'm not in this argument but I do have some reading comprehension abilities.*

I think the guy's point is that you laughed at the dudes in the picture for the amount of beer and not the type. And calling people pussies or rebellious mormons because they only have 1 case of beer is usually a pretty high school thing point out.

There's nothing on fire in this picture, so we can actually rule out both Ohio State and West Virginia.