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A-Rod Selfishly Helps Yanks Afford Pitchers
But alas, your pimp has spoken - amazingly, on the same night that you dare to snub Hank Aaron, a man of penultimate integrity and class... Looking back, that seems painfully appropriate. Apparently, you can't deal with the uncertainty of not knowing "what the composition of the team was going to be." As if the brass isn't going to pony up the money to keep three of the four remaining pillars of recent Yankee lore. Correct me if I'm wrong, Alex, but aren't you the same whore that signed a $252 million contract to play for a team that called Rick Helling its ace and had Dough Davis leading the pitching lineup with a 4.45 ERA? How dare you have the audacity to talk about team composition. You are a prostitute and a weasel and worse, Alex Rodriguez, you are not a man. A man comes correct with honesty. He stands up and says, "Thanks for the opportunity but New York's not for me," "I want to test my value on the free agent market," "I want to define my legacy on a championship team." Those comments would have stung but at least you'd have your dignity and your pride. By feasting on the mercenary market, the Yankees set ourselves up for those possibilities. We could have handled it. But no. Instead of standing up and dishing truth, the only thing you manage to accomplish is proving that you are a sackless, vacuous punk. What a legacy, Alex. Don't let the door hit you and your tepid .136 postseason average and 0/18 RISP in the ass on the way out, you fucking weasel.  Posted at October 30, 2007 4:33 AM Permalink • Filed under: MLB , New York Yankees |
To A-Rod: Thank you for hitting .314 with 54 homers, 156 runs batted in and .839 RISP this season. Without it, I wouldn't have had the luxury of bitching about and, eventually, melting down over the Yankees playoff result. Your regular season magic was and is highly appreciated - just as it was last year and the year before that. I hated you for a long, long time but I eventually came around before this season, finally recognizing that you played your heart out for us, day in and out. I would have loved for you to stay in pinstripes for the rest of your career. Hell, it even seemed like you might be down for the ride, dropping two ridiculous lies in as many months:
Comments (9): A-Rod Selfishly Helps Yanks Afford Pitchers
Toxic
October 30, 2007 8:03 AM
On the bright side one less ego for Girardi to have to bother with.
One has to hope he takes his own little curse to beantown.
Mick
October 30, 2007 10:08 AM
You say that as if A-Rod knows what being a man is all about. He's a pussy that hides behind his agent when times get tough. I'd love nothing more than for him to take his cursed ass to Boston and destroy their fun love clubhouse but John Henry and Theo wouldn be't that stupid.
Anderson
October 30, 2007 11:26 AM
He walks away without even bothering to hear the \ offer? Good riddance to that bitch.
A.Esky
October 30, 2007 12:42 PM
Well this sheds new light on the "family commitment" A-fraud had he had when he snubbed Hank Aaron. It probably centered around getting is NYC apartment packed up as quickly as possible so he could get the fuck out of town before morning.
Houlihan
October 30, 2007 6:44 PM
Seems like only yesterday when you were turning in that hater card :)
zibby
October 30, 2007 7:37 PM
As long as he doesn't come to Chicago, I don't care what happens to this asshole. Sweet Lou is putting a nice thing together. If their relationshp brings A-Rod our way, it'll be like a quadruple curse. We've suffered enough, we don't need him helping.
Dusty
October 31, 2007 3:11 AM
A friend hopes he lands with the Yakult Swallows in Japan.
Does anyone want PayRod on their hometown team?
Jeff
October 31, 2007 8:46 AM
The only place he can really go is San Francisco. Their fans are already used to cheering for a selfish asshole and the team won't be any worse off than when Barroids was there.
puck
October 31, 2007 7:43 PM
he'd be a GREAT fit for the dodgers but i'll bet he ends up in san francisco. they're willing to deal with the negatives and with barroids off the books, they've got plenty of money.