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Rudolph Giuliani Is a Traitor, Fraud and WhoreRudolph Giuliani is dead to me. In an attempt to curry favor with voters in New Hampshire, that poll-riding hooker switched allegiance from the New York Yankees to the Boston Red Sox. "I'm rooting for the Red Sox," the Republican presidential contender Tuesday told a Boston audience, just a few T stops from Fenway Park. "I'm an American League fan, and I go with the American League team, maybe with the exception of the Mets. Maybe that would be the one time I wouldn't because I'm loyal to New York."
I can't even begin to fathom how Giuliani has the audacity to think something like this would ever be acceptable. Duke fans don't throw on Carolina blue when North Carolina is contending for national championships. Manchester United supporters don't sport kits of The Mighty Arsenal when we're riding high in the Champions. Why would anyone ever logically believe that a supposed diehard New York Yankees fan would switch allegiances because of league affiliation?! Real Yankees and Red Sox fans would rather throw themselves off a bridge before rooting for their rival in ANY situation. It could be Red Sox vs. The Antichrist and I'd be on the sidewalk rocking the sign of the beast and talking smack about how eternal hellfire and damnation rules the school. But not Giuliani. That rat-faced cunt sold us out for an election and what's worse is it's not even the main one! It's a fucking primary! "Somehow it makes me feel better if the team that was ahead of the Yankees wins the World Series," he told a group of mostly local reporters in explaining his sudden backing of the Red Sox, "because then I feel like, well, we're not that bad."Wrong, Judas. The only thing that makes you feel better is knowing you just buttered up 30 pieces of silver, er, electoral votes in Red Sux Nation. Even crack whores have more pride. Later, at a town hall meeting in Lebanon, N.H., Giuliani yukked it up with a couple of audience members who were wearing Sox caps. "If I keep looking at that hat, I may start crying," he said to chuckles, before adding, "Good luck to the Red Sox!" All this proves is that Mayor 9/11 was never a real Yankees fan in the first place and for that, he should never show his face in the Bronx again. Frankly, I think he may need to stay out of New York City altogether. For years, Yankee Stadium has been Giuliani Propoganda Stadium, throwing him on the jumbotron more than the score. He's on before, during and after the game. He has pre-recorded "Go Yankees!" video clips and his traitorous cunt face is all over the place during "God Bless America." Rudy Giuliani needs to transfer his headquarters to Massachusetts, as he should not be permitted to further insult and taint the City of New York with his cowardly suck. Before I go break something, here's what I would like to know - how can anyone trust him now? Sure, he's a politician, which makes him a weasel by default, but if he is so sackless and weak that he cowers on his knees at the feet of Red Sux Nation, how is he going to stand up to Iran? Two years from now, we'll turn around and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will be dropping bombs on Israel while Giuliani waits on the sidelines to give him a rimmer. As far as I'm concerned, Hizzoner can eat a dick. But that'll be no trouble for him, as I'm sure they're offering plenty of it with a side of chowda on Yawkey Way.  Posted at October 24, 2007 10:51 AM Permalink • Filed under: Braintrusts , MLB , New York Yankees |
Loyal to New York? The only things Rudy Giuliani is only loyal to is his career and, given the amount of wives and mistresses he's had, his penis. Mets support? Please. And that American League argument is even worse. The league line is reserved for the half-hearted and the bandwagon-jumpers. It's not for people that claim undying loyalty for sides steeped in history, pride and tradition. The fact that Giuliani is using it is not only foul and fraudulent but also completely insulting.
Comments (22): Rudolph Giuliani Is a Traitor, Fraud and Whore
Toxic
October 24, 2007 11:23 AM
He is a politician, does anyone really expect better than being a lying two face cunt?
"he should never show his face in the Bronx again"
Would be fun to be around next time he does
Anthony
October 24, 2007 11:36 AM
Wow. There is no forgive and forget with New Yorkers. They are done with him.
Winans
October 24, 2007 12:33 PM
Rudy Giuliani is a fucking disgrace. What happened to "Yankees-Fan-In-Chief" ??? I guess that's only when we're still in the playoff hunt.
YoBimbo
October 24, 2007 12:38 PM
We figured it was because he knew he wouldn't get the NY vote anyway since they know what a fucking fascist he is. Why court the NY vote when he's going to lose it to a Democrat? Like all his mistresses, he's nothing but a whore.
Anderson
October 24, 2007 1:14 PM
About 9 months from now, we'll see him at Fenway or Yankee Stadium pulling a Laura Quinn with his half Sox-half Yankees hat. Fuck this guy.
Eric
October 24, 2007 1:21 PM
We all New Yorkers are going to vote for the woman who claimed to "always be a Yankees fan", even though she grew up in Chicago, rooting for the Cubs.
This whole political season is one huge disappointment. Do I vote for Bill's supposed wife, the DA from Law and Order, or an old Italian guy with a lisp? Sheesh.
Silver
October 24, 2007 2:04 PM
At least we always knew Hillary Clinton was a sleazy scumbag. Giuliani has been doing the Yankee In Chief/Mr. Yankee/Fan of the Millenia routine for a decade and had everyone fooled. They should take his seat away.
Houlihan
October 24, 2007 2:25 PM
So Flash, with this post, is it safe to assume that any peace and tranquility that you got from surfing all summer is officially out of your system? :)
PG
October 24, 2007 2:45 PM
Face the reality everyone. Underneath it all, Giuliani is a die-hard Mets fan. He had to fake with NYY to beat out Dinkins in the mayoral race! Next thing he knows, it's 9/11 and the Yanks and playing the Mets and everything just snowballed on him.
JV51
October 24, 2007 4:55 PM
Wow, I thought he was hard core but why does this matter? This will all be forgotten by Christmas.
coz
October 24, 2007 7:30 PM
No way, JV. Giuliani is dead to me. This is gonna blow up in his face with Sox fans to, who know a bandwagon opportunist (cough! Jimmy Fallon!!) When they see one. I hope he fuckin rots.
Plus, an informal and totally unscientific poll of Yankee fan friends reveals that he can eat a whole bag of dicks while he's at it.
And Flash, you can't convince me that that Judy Nathan hooker didn't have something to do with this. I've seen her around the hood, and you can just tell that chick's got the crazy.
Marcus
October 24, 2007 10:09 PM
"Two years from now, we'll turn around and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will be dropping bombs on Israel while Giuliani waits on the sidelines to give him a rimmer."
You just made my day.
Erik
October 25, 2007 12:30 AM
The man cheated on two wives, doing his best to screw the second wife and their children over after the fact, but no one cares until he cheers for the Red Sox? Rudy Giuliani is a douchebag and baseball embodies everything wrong with modern America. A bunch of whiny, coddled asshats jerking their own egos while thinking they deserve the millions they make for doing effectively nothing of real value. You Republicans are a trip. ;)
AJ
October 25, 2007 8:25 AM
As a diehard Red Sox fan and Boston native, he would have gotten far more respect from me and I'm sure others if he'd held his ground as a Stankees fan that wasn't going to compromise that loyalty for votes. This isn't going to get him anywhere. Besides, no one in New England would ever vote for that douchebag anyway.
Ray
October 25, 2007 11:24 AM
Being a Red Sox fan for as long as I can remember, I could never cheer for the Yankees. It's worse than selling your soul to the devil but I guess that's what politicians do, isn't it?
How many votes was he expecting to pick up in New Hampshire anyway? It's certainly not going to come close to the votes he'll lose in New York and New Jersey.
flash
October 25, 2007 12:53 PM
Coz: You may be on to something. That damned Judy Nathan and her hypnotic vagina are always causing trouble!
Erik: For once, I'm going to shake my finger at you. I know this will be hard, but put away the self-righteous attitude for 5 minutes and take note of your "internet surroundings." As sad as it may be to you, this is not a blog for the enlightened or the moral compass brigade. Here, we talk about my personal hijinks, athletes and sports. It does not get deeper than that and it never will. Does that make us lowly, intellectually deficient, mouth breathers? Probably. But we love and appreciate the services that athletes and sports provide. To us, they do offer value. If that offends your pseudo-intellectual, philosopher king nature, well... there's a little X in the top left corner of your browser. Click it.
Ray: I think his current focus is on the New Hampshire primary, which is Red Sox country. I guess he thinks this nonsense will push him to the top among Republican candidates.
Karol
October 25, 2007 1:10 PM
I love me some Giuliani, and I really love me some Yankees, so this was pretty heart-breaking. I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt only because he grew up in my hometown of Brooklyn and says he received beat-downs from Dodger fans throughout his childhood. It's possible that his disdain for the Natl League carried over from there.
coz
October 25, 2007 6:56 PM
@ Flash: Just to be clear, I've never seen Judy Nathan's hypnotic V - just the crazy behind her eyes and the white-knuckled intesity of her clutch on Rudy passing infront of the crowd at JG Melon's. She's a creeeeepy, creeeeepy gal.
Koester
October 25, 2007 7:39 PM
Thank God Flash. I've been waiting on you to say something to that guy for a year.
As for Giuliani, if it comes down to him and Clinton, I just won't vote. They're both despicable. What I hate about this (apart from the blatant deception) is that this is just another case of politicians thinking we're all a bunch of morons. Whatever aide thought this would be a great vote-getting idea needs to be fired.
Erik
October 25, 2007 9:10 PM
"Erik: For once, I'm going to shake my finger at you. I know this will be hard, but put away the self-righteous attitude for 5 minutes and take note of your "internet surroundings." As sad as it may be to you, this is not a blog for the enlightened or the moral compass brigade. Here, we talk about my personal hijinks, athletes and sports. It does not get deeper than that and it never will. Does that make us lowly, intellectually deficient, mouth breathers? Probably. But we love and appreciate the services that athletes and sports provide. To us, they do offer value. If that offends your pseudo-intellectual, philosopher king nature, well... there's a little X in the top left corner of your browser. Click it."
I thought that one might get a fiery retort. In my defense, I was having a really shitty day. That said, you're right, I should have thought twice about that comment. Apologies all around.
p.s. Ironically, I actually agree with Koester's sentiments.
N. Arrington
October 26, 2007 12:21 AM
"I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt only because he grew up in my hometown of Brooklyn and says he received beat-downs from Dodger fans throughout his childhood. It's possible that his disdain for the Natl League carried over from there."
@ Karol: I hope that's sarcasm. Otherwise, that's just an absurd reach. Let's pretend that we can take Giuliani at his word on these beat downs. If that's legitimate, then he is left with only one option: not cheering for anyone at all.
Sawyer
October 26, 2007 7:18 AM
9/11 9/11 Rudy is great 9/11 9/11 Rudy is great 9/11 9/11 American league is acceptable 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 Rudy is great 9/11 9/11