Have you seen “Beyond Scared Straight”? It’s a tragic mess of reality programming where 15 – 20 developing menaces to society are taken to a maximum security prison and scared into righteousness by hardened criminals in the 25 – life club.
At least, that’s what is supposed to happen. Since most of these delinquents think being a criminal is aces and prison isn’t so bad because “you get to work out all day,” they aren’t particularly fazed when Green Eyes – a hulking murderess – gets aggressive, or when a guy tells them how he went on a drug binge and slaughtered a family. They’re not even moved when Diabla, the sort of hard bitch who will cut your balls off and hand em to ya, remarks, “I am the devil, they call me baby devil…I’ll walk up in somebody else’s hood and just smoke you. I don’t ever do drive-bys, I wanna see you die.” [Diabla scared the shit out of me.]
Actually, that’s not true – a couple of them wept and wilted but they’re the ones who were in for truancy and trespassing. For the kids who are eight months away from rape and murder, it’s all rather futile because the only thing they respect is getting kicked in the face. Sadly, that’s not allowed. But let me tell you what wouldn’t be futile — an afternoon with Fleece Johnson, the Booty Warrior of the Kentucky State Penitentiary.
I don’t know why Fleece is in the joint, and I don’t think I want to. But I do know this – if you step in his prison, he’s coming for that ass. As he states during this fascinating video that shines a light on prison rape and situational homosexuality, if he likes you and he wants you, he’s going to have you. You can go about it the easy way or the hard way, but you’re going to give him the booty.
“Beyond Scared Straight” needs to look into this bloke as the next addition to their programme. What makes me think this will work? Well, The Boondocks told me so.